Are you familiar with Jim'll Paint It? I first learned about it when so many of my Facebook friends had liked it I couldn't ignore it anymore. In fact, just yesterday My Favorite Humanities Simon (MFHS) was wearing a Jim'll Paint It t-shirt.
R. Kelly Andy* found out about my blog and immediately sent me Jim's painting of 'Morrissey Ruins Christmas.' I dig it.
And of course SPM orders the nut roast. I mean, I'll admit I've never eaten a nut roast but it sounds awful. Is it more awful than turkey? I don't know, perhaps. If I'm going to have a Christmas meal I want it to be ham, goddammit! Prime rib is also acceptable but I'm not a fan of turkey.
I also don't like mushrooms, Brussels sprouts, or Yorkshire puddings. Basically I'm not interested in your vegetarian Christmas options!
*Additional Cast Members
Lovely Ros: she's lovely (obviously) and I'm sure she'll turn up in the blog soon enough. In fact, she's already been in it INCOGNITO. We met powerlifting and I basically heart her. She doesn't like animals in clothes. We differ massively on this because of course I love animals in clothes. Especially theme costumes. I'm undecided about dogs with nailpolish.
R. Kelly Andy: I don't actually call him that but I've forced him to love 'Ignition (Remix)' through some kind of musical Stockholm Syndrome. Toot toot!
My Favorite Humanities Simon (MFHS): Simon is my favorite Humanities Simon. There is one other, who I actually like a lot, but MFHS is my favorite.
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