Steve 'The Whinger' Morrissey

I extra love this because I fucking love darts.

Morrissey looks like he's about to drop the hottest BDO World Darts Championship semi final run of 2k15. pic.twitter.com/lfoFucpoOZ

— Eamo (@EamoV1) August 19, 2015

To die by your bulbous salutation is such a heavenly way to die

Today I've been listening to 'There is a Light That Never Goes Out' on repeat and a little bit of Kanye West and I can't figure out how a dude that wrote this song could possibly think 'bulbous salutation' was a good euphemism for penis. 

Come on, dude.

So Our Moz wrote a novel

I'VE GOT YOUR BULBOUS SALUTATION RIGHT HERE!


All I can think is that Morrissey is so bad at sex.  Ew.

I feel like I ought to read it but, quite frankly, I don't have that kind of time.


Here are my favorite tweets about it.

I went to the Penguin website, and the only blurb for Morrissey's novel is by...Morrissey. pic.twitter.com/XyjQk19yVI

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) September 23, 2015

and one from my girl, Hillbilly Rachel.

Dear Me at 15: In the 21st c., the most effective form of birth control will be to read a sex scene written by Morrissey. #BulbousSalutation

— Rachel E. Pollock (@labricoleuse) September 28, 2015