Steve 'The Whinger' Morrissey

I extra love this because I fucking love darts.

Morrissey looks like he's about to drop the hottest BDO World Darts Championship semi final run of 2k15. pic.twitter.com/lfoFucpoOZ

— Eamo (@EamoV1) August 19, 2015

To die by your bulbous salutation is such a heavenly way to die

Today I've been listening to 'There is a Light That Never Goes Out' on repeat and a little bit of Kanye West and I can't figure out how a dude that wrote this song could possibly think 'bulbous salutation' was a good euphemism for penis. 

Come on, dude.

So Our Moz wrote a novel

I'VE GOT YOUR BULBOUS SALUTATION RIGHT HERE!


All I can think is that Morrissey is so bad at sex.  Ew.

I feel like I ought to read it but, quite frankly, I don't have that kind of time.


Here are my favorite tweets about it.

I went to the Penguin website, and the only blurb for Morrissey's novel is by...Morrissey. pic.twitter.com/XyjQk19yVI

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) September 23, 2015

and one from my girl, Hillbilly Rachel.

Dear Me at 15: In the 21st c., the most effective form of birth control will be to read a sex scene written by Morrissey. #BulbousSalutation

— Rachel E. Pollock (@labricoleuse) September 28, 2015

I wish I knew how to quit you!

Actually, quitting Morrissey isn't really that difficult because I've not written a word since June.  Things have been pretty awful Chez Shut Up Morrissey so I've lost my oomph, as it were.

As Aerosmith said, 'I guess my get up and go must have got up and went.'

So in lieu of any real content a comic that, while not as funny as This Charming Charlie, still made me chuckle.  This comic imagines what life would be like if Morrissey had an office job.

My God, can you imagine SPM in a real fucking job?  Good Christ.  I'll be laughing about this all day!

The world never stops turning, Badger.

I never thought I'd blog about David Icke again.  Will wonders never cease?

Today I learned he's harnessed the power of social media to reach the masses. Bless! He's slotted right into the space made by anti-vaccine and Big Pharma paranoia.

I wonder if people know about his lizard people hypothesis.

I've always loved Henry Rollins

"In my opinion Morrissey just embodies every horrible trait that a human can possibly possess."

Nicknames, innit?

I've been trying to figure out appropriate nicknames for Liz and Tim for this blog.  Liz's still eludes me but I think I'm going to go with T-Ban for Tim.   I'd like it better if I could make it work with Tae Bo but you have to work with what you've got.


Here is a video which has delighted me.